“You’re an adult now.”
Me
Good morning,
Be thankful that your fucked up sex dreams didn’t happen in real life, and you don’t have to deal with the moral repercussions.
I needed this
*me watching Jane the Virgin*
Jane: *is tempted by sex*
me: don’t be a hoe Jane… don’t be like me
This Vine gives me life
Person recording: [singing blissfully to chipper piano tune] ♪ Go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfucking dick! ♪
Friend: [singing soulfully]♪ Suck a dick. Suck a huge or small dick ♪